Having a beard is apparently a profession called ‘Beardsman.” If you’re unemployed, just grow a beard and tell people you’re a Beardsman.
I’ve never liked newborn photography, and neither does this guy.
This girl is totally freaking out. I can’t blame her though, I would too. #NotAnAnimalPerson
Another Stupid Customer Service Rep
I’m going to Europe on vacation next week. In anticipation of my trip I called my credit card companies to let them know where I’ll be. The guy I spoke with from Chase was an idiot, you could tell just from his voice that he was uneducated. He said he didn’t see England on his list, so I told him to look under United Kingdom. He said he still didn’t see it and started to read off the list: “United A-Rab Emerah’tees, Ugandius, Ugraway…”
Wow. I don’t think he believed me that England was a country.
The first word in a compound word greatly affects its meaning.
Neil deGrasse Tyson on Computers. So true!
At least Chinese people like us.
Lately I’ve been finding some really random (creepy) stuff in my office.
You never know what you’ll see in the office. I randomly came across someone holding this bag today. #WTF? Is that Fat Albert?
PSA: If you ride a motorcycle keep your beard short.
At least Bibi’s on top.
Caption of the Day. Sepp Blatter is “the one on the right.” I do forgive anyone who would be confused, Blatter is a clown afterall.
Shoes off, smelly feet on the window, snoring loudly… yep #PublicTransitDouchery #Amtrak
Wow, I am sooo #Jewy! I had to read out a reservation number, and when I got to the letter “A” I said “Aleph.”
Dog walking in America, where even the dogs are lazy.
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